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MAYBE THAT'S WHY IT ALWAYS GETS A LAUGH FROM THE WOMENFOLK. -- CLM
While this story contains no bad language, it is suggestive.
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This guy visits his 85 year old father in the nursing home.
The son can't get over how well his father is doing.
"He's like a 70 year old." He thinks to himself.
So, when he finds of the Head Nurse, he has to thank her and says,
"I can't get over how well my father is doing.
Whatever you're doing, keep it up!"
and the nurse says,
"We know a secret about people his age.
You see, if they have a really good night's sleep,
they have a terrific following day."
"That's funny", answers the son,
"my dad never slept that well when he was younger. What are you giving him?"
"Well, just before he goes to bed, we give him chocolate and Viagra"
"What!?"... You're giving my 85 year old father... VIAGRA!"
"Sure, it works like a charm." Says the nurse.
"The chocolate makes him sleepy and the Viagra keeps him from rolling off the bed!"
He catches his dad at dinner.
The old man is having a ball. Laughing with the other residents.
Kidding with the nurses. Eating with gusto.